YOU WANT TO GO OUT TONIGHT? IT’S JO’S BIRTHDAY.
MAYBE, BUT PROBABLY NOT. DIDN’T SHE JUST HAVE A BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR?
YEAH. SOME PEOPLE ARE ATTENTION STARVED. HOW ABOUT WE JUST STAY IN AND WATCH SERIALIZED TELEVISION FEATURING CHARACTERS TO WHICH WE HAVE A DEEPER EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT THAN WE DO TO OUR ACTUAL FRIENDS AND FAMILY?
THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL. CAN WE ORDER PIZZA?
OF COURSE.
True life: It’s January and I would rather be in my bed reading a book than doing anything that involves leaving my apartment.
