We haven’t met
And this project is crazy,
Here’s our proposal,
So fund us maybe!
So appropriate today. I skipped coffee because I was supposed to have an 8:30 meeting and was running late. Professor rescheduled for 11 and I am still Uncaffeinated! Beware.
I just pretended to be a student and filled out a survey about my university’s residence life program for a $5 gift card to Starbucks.
Stay caffeinated, y’all.
- Dallas: K, has Chris set you up yet?
- Charlie: What?? Dallas, I didn't realize you had a son?!
- Dallas: ... with access to the new website?
- Me: ...I'm going to go die in a hole now...
I spent my morning reading the reviews of my favorite* person at work’s recent grant proposal. The reviewers referred to his research team as “potentially unwieldy.”
Oh, NIH reviewer. You have no idea. No idea.