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laphamsquarterly: Looks like Dr. Who is alive and well in Geneva. michellelegro: Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate...
Research Admin Humor, or, why I love my job part...
List-serv message: Can anyone think of a scenario where a pizza party can be charged to an NIH award?
Response 1: Only if you have a "hot-looking" government auditor [Ben Wyatt, anyone?] you want to have hanging around for a long time.
Response 2: The PI is studying the effectiveness of pizza parties as a treatment for workplace-related stress disorders.
Response 3: Cucumbers are not an allowable topping.