August 2010
8 posts
Hungover Owls Tumblr blog →
msprufrock:
Yes, there’s a tumblr devoted entirely to owls that look hungover, and humorous captions. Thank you, internet, for your never ending randomness.
(And thank you, mental_floss, for sharing this link)
This is hilarious.
Flight Attendant Pops Emergency Chute, Escapes... →
lizaeckert:
matt-t:
bringonthetragedy:
This is hands-down the best “Fuck you, I quit” story I’ve ever heard.
YES!
And oddly my friend Phil was on the flight and heard it go down
“Slater is alleged to have then activated the plane’s inflatable emergency slide, grabbed two beers from the galley, then slid down the chute.”
I know I haven’t even started my job yet, but...
ponymalta: what will happen to my personal... →
Realised this afternoon that I define adulthood as a yet-unexperienced stage of my life where I will not plan my life in four-month increments defined by the beginning and ending of a school semester.
Other personal markers of adulthood, yet unrealised:
Buying essentials when I need them and not when they are on sale/ gifted by sympathetic parents who wonder why all my socks have holes in...
“Is every project I do going to be as wonderful as ‘Scrubs’ and ‘Garden State’?”
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as wonderful as scrubs and garden state.
as WONDERFUL as GARDEN STATE.
shut the fuck up, zach braff.
(via synecdoche)
Since hating Zach Braff is one of my favorite hobbies, here’s a quote from one of his blogs that really made me want to kill him:
“What else??? I had workman at... 