Yeah, intelligent input, darlin'.
July 2009
37 posts
Study: Tanning Beds Cause Cancer →
cnn.com
Ya think? Someone actually had to do research to figure that out?
“While it’s never been entirely clear whether butterbeer is alcoholic, it seems to have an effect on the normally uptight Hermione, who acts tipsy walking home as she throws her arms around the boys. As the mother of a 10-year-old Harry Potter fan, I was taken aback by the reaction of the young people in the theater. They snickered at Hermione’s goofy grin and, later, guffawed when an inebriated Hagrid passed out.”
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Well - Alcohol Has Major Role in Latest Potter Movie - NYTimes.com
NYT, Why must you Avada Kedavra the magic out of even this most magical of things?
(via heylabodega)
Right? Who care if Hagrid is a boozehound?
(via friedpickles)
It is safe to say that Harry Potter has never, ever influenced my drinking habits. Grow up, America.
(via kmhalley)
…Harry Potter has only ever influenced my drinking habits by making me wish that butterbeer and firewhiskey were real.
(via msprufrock)
Sadly, I imagine that butterbeer has even more calories than normal Muggle beer. No wonder Hagrid’s so round.
Oh Jesus Christ. It’s got butter AND eggs. However, I would not be too opposed to trying this drink if it were alcoholic. I suspect it would be either really, really disgusting, or really, really awesome. Does vodka go with butter?
(via budsey)
According to Julia Childs and Paula Deen, sure, why the hell not!
“While it’s never been entirely clear whether butterbeer is alcoholic, it seems to have an effect on the normally uptight Hermione, who acts tipsy walking home as she throws her arms around the boys. As the mother of a 10-year-old Harry Potter fan, I was taken aback by the reaction of the young people in the theater. They snickered at Hermione’s goofy grin and, later, guffawed when an inebriated Hagrid passed out.”
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Well - Alcohol Has Major Role in Latest Potter Movie - NYTimes.com
NYT, Why must you Avada Kedavra the magic out of even this most magical of things?
(via heylabodega)
Right? Who care if Hagrid is a boozehound?
(via friedpickles)
It is safe to say that Harry Potter has never, ever influenced my drinking habits. Grow up, America.
Suddenly, I can’t wait for ten years from now, when all the kids who are currently insane over High School Musical and Hannah Montana are in high school and college, looking back on their childhoods. It’s going to be SO FUNNY.
In ten years, there will be a group of ridiculous, drunk, American students sitting around a table in the Trinity College cellar bar singing See You Again by Miley Cyrus. And we’ll totally laugh… and then remember that we did the same thing with a Spice Girls song:)
I almost respected Steve Spurrier for a second... →
blog.redandblack.com
but then he admitted that not voting for Tebow was an oversight on his part.
is on her way to Rhode Island.
I like this, but I wish I could have seen you again before you left!
“Do you really enjoy living a life that’s so hateful?
Cause there’s a hole where your soul should be
You’re losing control a bit
And it’s really distasteful” —Lily Allen
Cause there’s a hole where your soul should be
You’re losing control a bit
And it’s really distasteful” —Lily Allen
What if Kanye West is retarded? →
cracked.com
Broadcasting from a hotel room in what he alleges is Paris (”PAREEE!”), Kanye announces that he a) has some delicious champagne, b) has his own Louis Vuitton shoe and that c) due to circumstances beyond his or anyone’s control, he needs to change his name. He says “I’ve been called the Louis Vuitton Don,” (despite the fact that the only person I’ve ever heard using that phrase to describe Kanye was, in fact, Kanye), but he declares that his new name shall be “Martin Louis the King… Junior.” Strange, but it alsomeans that Kanye can add shoe designer to his already impressive track record. And that sure is some kind of… something.
But What if Kanye West is Retarded?
Then it was perhaps irresponsible of us to give him champagne and leave him alone in a hotel room.
