the password is coventry.
annarodriguez: ajyoung78: annarodriguez: I am at the library and just received two thirds my daily recommendation of sodium via two bags of Combos. Wow! I was just at the li-berry! for like 2.5 hours. wah i wish i had known you were there. Bawwww! Ok I will try to let you know - I’ll be there lots since it takes me a week to write a paragraph. If you get a text from me that says GRAAAAAGH...
dearoldlove: You broke my heart, but refined my grammar and sense of style.
dearoldlove: My love for you is like pi—irrational, never-ending…
Twitter just found my professor’s twitter account from my e-mail contacts. I’m a little bit in love with him. Now I’m also a little afraid Twitter has allowed him to find my Twitter page… I hate technology!
I’m frustrated aggravated and disappointing.– source (via budsey) Commas and parallelism!! Journalism Fail.
I think I could have made more money from my hypothetical March Madness bracket than I make from my job that prohibits me from entering one into any pools involving money.
11 Drunkest Presidents in US History →
“Honorable mention goes out to Betty Ford — before she was a rehab clinic, she was a drunk-ass First Lady. And to Barack Obama, who doesn’t drink yet, but is on such a mainstream publicity tour (ESPN bracketology? Leno?) that I’m guessing he’s two more bank closures away from popping bottles in a T-Pain video.”
Kalpen Trivedi is “Take, for instance, Christian heavy metal” in an...– The Triv’s facebook status. I really wish I could have read his status updates when he was grading papers for my class…
Since everyone else is posting poetry today. . .
East Coker- T.S. Eliot V So here I am, in the middle way, having had twenty years— Twenty years largely wasted, the years of l’entre deux guerres Trying to use words, and every attempt Is a wholly new start, and a different kind of failure Because one has only learnt to get the better of words For the thing one no longer has to say, or the way in which One is no longer disposed to...
audrey is not as good at economics as she likes to...
Audrey: Wow, a ticket to see the Jonas Brothers movie is $10 for everyone, even kids, and you can't use a discount. It's like supply and demand.
Katie: .... Meaning there aren't enough Jonas Brothers to go around?
Gilmore Girls Quote of the Day
Dean: Everything's good, I've got a 5 year plan.
Rory: 5 years? Cool... I've got about the next 2 and a half hours planned... then there's just darkness... and possibly some dragons.
If You Seek Amy's Ancestors: Britney Spears didn't... →
Perhaps the topic of my next Shakespeare paper?
And it came to pass that Jesus went out one day and saw a company of children...– When I read this, I pictured Jesus as Mad-Eye Moody in the scene from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire where he turns Draco into a ferret.
annarodriguez: Maybe you’ve noticed that it’s been a while-ish since I’ve posted anything Tessa said. This is bc I’m shunning her, bc she won’t admit she’s wrong. Anna: Something something, something about putting ketchup on sandwiches. Tessa: What? Are you stupid, no one puts ketchup on sandwiches. Anna: Someone does. Tessa: No one does. Burgers and fries and hot dogs. Anna: Someone somewhere...
Rachel, Bonnie, the other Katie (KG), and me are in the car driving to a cookout on James Island.
*Random conversation about fake testicles. Don't ask.*
KG, pointing to the car in front of us that had 15 eco-friendly bumper stickers: They're very environmental.
Me, confused, in the back seat, unable to see said car or hand motion: Fake balls?
*More random conversation about whether or not fake testicles are biodegradable.*
Consensus: Archeologists in 500 years will find skeletons with silicon balls.
budsey: Pretty much done with the paper. It seems like every time another deadline looms, I outdo myself, both on procrastination and on the terrible stuff I try to pass off as lit crit. DAMN, this is bad, though…. and I don’t think my teacher is the type to give English majors an A for bullshit. I hope she’s not offended. I’m brilliant and love her class, but I have senioritis and it’s hard to...
Greg Rutter's Definitive List of The 99 Things You... →
annarodriguez: i have seen 32 out of these 99 things. only?! must get to work. I’ve only seen thirty… Mostly thanks to Steph and Auds. I want to know where “Harry Potter and the Mysterious Ticking Noise” and “Benny Lava” are!
A friend of mine posted pictures from her latest sonogram on facebook… I looked at them and almost threw up… babies are effing creepy.