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budsey:

katherineliu:

andgoodbye:

bthny : katoleary

Rules:
- Bold all of the following TV shows which you’ve ever seen 3 or more episodes of in your lifetime.

- Italicize a show if you’re positive you’ve seen every episode of it.

Keep going for a demonstration of how much of my life has been wasted very well spent on television.

I must really like solving mysteries/crimes.

Oh wow.

24
7th Heaven
ALF
Alias 
American Gothic 
America’s Next Top Model
Angel
Arrested Development
Babylon 5 
Batman: The Animated Series
Battlestar Galactica (the old one)
Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
Baywatch 
Beverly Hills 90210 (original)
Bewitched
Bonanza 
Bones 
Bosom Buddies 
Boston Legal
Boy Meets World
Brothers And Sisters
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 
Californication 
Chappelle’s Show 
Charlie’s Angels 
Charmed
Cheers 
Chuck 
Clarissa Explains it All
Columbo 
Commander in Chief 
Crossing Jordan 
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Dark Angel 
Dark Skies 
DaVinci’s Inquest [This show is terrible… my dad watches it]
Dawson’s Creek
Dead Like Me 
Deadwood
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women 
Desperate Housewives
Dexter
Dharma & Greg
Different Strokes 
Doctor Who [The new ones, at least]
Dragnet
Due South 
ER
Everwood
Everybody Loves Raymond
Facts of Life
Family Guy
Farscape 
Fawlty Towers 
Felicity
Firefly 
Frasier 
Freaks & Geeks
Friends
Fringe 
Futurama
Get Smart 
Gilligan’s Island
Gilmore Girls
Gossip Girl
Grey’s Anatomy
Grange Hill 
Growing Pains 
Gunsmoke 
Happy Days 
Hercules: the Legendary Journeys 
Heroes
Home Improvement
Homicide: Life on the Street 
House
I Dream of Jeannie 
I Love Lucy
Invader Zim 
Invasion 
Hell’s Kitchen 
JAG
Jackass
Joey 
Kim Possible
Knight Rider 
Knight Rider: 2008 
Kung Fu 
Kung Fu: The Legend Continues 
La Femme Nikita 
LA Law 
Laverne and Shirley
Law and Order
Law and Order: SVU
Law and Order: CI 
Leverage 
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman 
Lost
Lost in Space 
MASH 
MacGyver 
Malcolm in the Middle
Married… With Children
McLeods Daughters 
Melrose Place 
Miami Vice 
Mission: Impossible 
Mod Squad 
Monk
Mork & Mindy
Murphy Brown
My Life As A Dog 
My Three Sons 
My Two Dads 
Mythbusters 
NCIS
Ned Bigby’s Declassified School Survival Guide 
Nip/Tuck 
Numb3rs 
One Tree Hill
Oz 
Perry Mason 
Power Rangers
Press Gang 
Prison Break 
Private Practice
Privileged 
Profiler 
Project Runway
Psych 
Pushing Daisies
Quantum Leap 
Queer As Folk (US) 
Queer as Folk (UK) 
ReGenesis 
Remington Steele 
Rescue Me 
Road Rules
ROME 
Roseanne
Roswell 
Sanctuary 
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? 
Scrubs
Seaquest DSV
Seinfeld
Sex and the City
Six Feet Under
Slings and Arrows 
Smallville 
So Weird 
South of Nowhere
South Park 
Spongebob Squarepants
St. Elsewhere 
Star Trek 
Star Trek: The Next Generation 
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 
Star Trek: Voyager 
Star Trek: Enterprise 
Stargate Atlantis 
Stargate SG-1 
Starsky & Hutch 
Superman 
Supernatural 
Surface 
Survivor 
Taxi 
Teen Titans 
That 70’s Show
That’s So Raven
The 4400 
The Addams Family 
The Amazing Race 
The Andy Griffith Show 
The A-Team 
The Avengers 
The Beverly Hillbillies
The Brady Bunch
The Cosby Show
The Daily Show
The Dead Zone 
The Dick Van Dyke Show 
The Flintstones 
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Golden Girls
The Honeymooners 
The Jeffersons 
The Jetsons 
The L Word
The Love Boat 
The Magnificent Seven 
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Monkees 
The Munsters 
The Office (US) 
The Powerpuff Girls 
The Pretender 
The Real World
The Shield 
The Simpsons 
The Six Million Dollar Man 
The Sopranos 
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
The Twilight Zone 
The Waltons 
The West Wing 
The Wonder Years
The X-Files 
Third Watch 
Three’s Company 
Twin Peaks 
Twitch City 
Unfabulous 
Ugly Betty 
Veronica Mars
Weeds
Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK) 
Will and Grace
Wings
Xena: Warrior Princess

(via koreanshirts)

I wish I had this to wear to the ugly sweater party I’m going to this weekend.

msprufrock:

Procrastinate

Lunch

Procrastinate?

Timed torts practice exam

Study torts

Procrastinate

Dinner

Maybe a little more studying

Freak out because I have my first law school final tomorrow

Try to go to bed early, but fail to do so

My hypothetical schedule for today:

• 9 AM: Wake up
• 10 AM: Actually wake up.
• 11 AM: Read really crappy play I’m supposed to be writing a paper on (that I was supposed to read in September and only managed to read two acts)
• Noon: Lunch
• 1 PM: Finish reading play.
• 3 PM: Study for Lit Crit final.
• 6 PM: Dinner
• 7 PM: Lit Crit Final
• 10 PM: Work on Paper
• 2 AM: Go to sleep

My Actual Schedule:

• Noon: Wake up.
• 1 PM: Go to Target to buy a wedding present for a friend/ the new Harry Potter DVD. Spend half an hour deciding between regular, $15 edition or $27 special edition. Decide on latter.
• 2 PM: Lunch, watch Harry Potter, try to make the history papers that I wrote for Dr. Archer’s class at Oxford somehow fit the research I’m doing for paper on crappy play I still haven’t read.
• 5 PM: Find out that Harry Potter DVD automatically repeats after it finishes the first time. Start watching HP again. Still half-assedly attempting to come up with 5 useful pages of historical research for crappy paper on crappy play.
• 6:30 PM: Leave for Lit Crit final.
• 7:15 PM: Start taking most ridiculous/easiest final for the class that has been the bane of my existence for the past 4 months.
• 8:30 PM: Go to Magen’s house for celebratory champagne. Not really sure what we’re celebrating because I still have a paper due friday and haven’t read the play that I’m writing about.
• 11 PM: Go home to read play. Give Taylor my Harry Potter DVDs (All of them) so that I can get work done.
• Midnight: Decide that I want hot chocolate. Go to Harris Teeter. Come home with cheap champagne and mango orange juice instead.
• 1 AM: Talk to my roommate who I haven’t seen in almost two weeks.
• 2 AM: Start reading play? Or go to sleep…

Thus, I am making Chex Mix. Because I’m a master at time management. (via brettlacy)

I made snickerdoodles at 4 AM. Go team grad school.

annarodriguez:

“no. wassily. the idea of a Venn diagram is to convey information about a certain… where are your labels? see, we don’t even know what these circles stand for. and you can’t have some of them completely encompassed by other circles, that just totally defeats the … ok. F. you get an F.”

This is the pastor of the church I went to in high school. He is made of awesome (we’re still facebook friends even though he knows I have beef with the baby jesus.)

(via lolerature)

On the first week of grad school, my professor assigned to me an enumerative bibliography.

On the second week of grad school, my professor assigned to me: two term papers and an enumerative bibliography.

On the third week of grad school, my professor assigned to me: three final exams, two term papers, and an enumerative bibliography.

On the fourth week of grad school, my professor assigned to me: four hours of BBC’s The Rover, three final exams, two term papers, and an enumerative bibliography.

On the fifth week of grad school, my professor assigned to me: FIVE HUNDRED PAGES OF ULYSSES… four hours of BBC’s The Rover, three final exams, two term papers, and an enumerative bibliography.

On the sixth week of grad school, my professor assigned to me: six presentations, FIVE HUNDRED PAGES OF ULYSSES… four hours of BBC’s The Rover, three final exams, two term papers, and an enumerative bibliography.

On the seventh week of grad school, my professor assigned to me: seven pages of a “reception history,” six presentations, FIVE HUNDRED PAGES OF ULYSSES… four hours of BBC’s The Rover, three final exams, two term papers, and an enumerative bibliography.

On the eighth week of grad school, my professor assigned to me: eight comps “short answers,” seven pages of a “reception history,” six presentations, FIVE HUNDRED PAGES OF ULYSSES… four hours of BBC’s The Rover, three final exams, two term papers, and an enumerative bibliography.

On the ninth week of grad school, my professor assigned to me: nine crappy books for comps, eight comps “short answers,” seven pages of a “reception history,” six presentations, FIVE HUNDRED PAGES OF ULYSSES… four hours of BBC’s The Rover, three final exams, two term papers, and an enumerative bibliography.

On the tenth week of grad school, my professor assigned to me: ten library questions, nine crappy books for comps, eight comps “short answers,” seven pages of a “reception history,” six presentations, FIVE HUNDRED PAGES OF ULYSSES… four hours of BBC’s The Rover, three final exams, two term papers, and an enumerative bibliography.

On the eleventh week of grad school, my professor assigned to me: eleven PASCAL requests, ten library questions, nine crappy books for comps, eight comps “short answers,” seven pages of a “reception history,” six presentations, FIVE HUNDRED PAGES OF ULYSSES… four hours of BBC’s The Rover, three final exams, two term papers, and an enumerative bibliography.

On the twelfth week of grad school, my professor assigned to me: twelve more weeks of academic torture, eleven PASCAL requests, ten library questions, nine crappy books for comps, eight comps “short answers,” seven pages of a “reception history,” six presentations, FIVE HUNDRED PAGES OF ULYSSES… four hours of BBC’s The Rover, three final exams, two term papers, and an enumerative bibliography.

(By my friend Carissa. Procrastination for the win!)

msprufrock:

We were discussing a torts case in class that involved a 15 year old kid making a pipe-bomb and, naturally, I thought: “I found the source of the ticking- it’s a pipe-bomb!”

(Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.)

I love you for this.

Gossip Girl S03E11: Really? A Thanksgiving Special? - Videogum
No but seriously. As I’m just watching The OC now, it’s particularly obvious. I frequently confuse Marissa and Serena, Kirsten and Lily in my head. But for fuck’s sake, using a remix of that same Imogen Heap song? I knew that song played a big role on The OC long before I ever even thought I’d get to the end of season 2. It’s indicative not only of a lack of ideas, but what Gossip Girl is to The OC at this point anyway: a slight variation on the same foundation. Both are on shittiness spirals throughout season 3, though I doubt Gossip Girl’s season finale the atrocity that was Ryan carrying a dying Marissa away from a flaming car.(via andgoodbye)

I lol’d when that song came on. (via budsey)

I never really thought of now true that is… Blair is definitely Summer, but Dan is kind of a Ryan/Seth combo minus the funny. I wonder if that means that Chuck and Blair will eventually break up and Dan and Blair will get together? Also, the whole Ryan carrying Marissa from the flaming car thing will apparenlty occur next Monday when Marissa and Trey get in an accident while running away together—except that Serena won’t die because Josh Schwartz learned that when you kill the psychotic blonde drug addict with loose morals, your ratings drop drastically.